Archive for July, 2008

DJ Spock

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

The man. The ears. The skills. Check your DJ set at the airlock, people. DJ Spock has beamed the fuck in.

Sketch a Day 7/22-7/29/08

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

The weekly sketch dump is here, a day late, a buck short, as they say. I’ve been rereading the Watchmen comics I have, in preparation for the movie, and it’s made me really want to get working on my own comic. So there’s a a lil more than usual design work toward that in this batch of drawings. It’s just something that sings to me: real, flawed, screwed up people as heroes. What would you do with all that power? What would you do if you could do everything Superman does? Drawings below. (more…)

Sketch a day- Weekly Post 7/15- 7/21/08

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Did you see how I stopped saying “catch up” for the sketch a day thing? Is this what they call rebranding? I think it is. We’re not late anymore, folks, we’re WEEKLY! Yeah, so I’ll be posting a new batch every week. This makes my life easier. Yes, I know you thought I’d come back with a vengeance and post every single day again, but hey, it’s not your fault you’re… Wait… how many people actually read this? Wow, that few.

Um. Yeah. Ok. So here’s some sketches with wacky descriptions.
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Dr. Horrible

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

Go to www.drhorrible.com. They will keep the episodes on there until midnight Sunday, July 20th. If you like super heroes, Doogie Howser, the guy from Firefly, and musicals, this will be the best thing you ever see. Except for The Dark Knight. Which I haven’t seen, unfortunately. But I will today. I hope.

Sketch a day – catchin’ up 7/9 – 7/14/08 – and Throwin’ Away

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Bunch of sketches here, folks, but first, a story. The lady and I have been throwing away my stuff. I mean, we’ve been making room for… no, that’s not it… a better design has been decided upon in the nicest bedroom in all of Allapattah. As a result of this, some of my old unloved and abandoned stuff must be thrown out.

So today I threw out my father’s 34 year old suitcase; bought in Spain after escaping Cuba, he purchased the mustard leather thing for his trip to America. I also tossed an old leather travel bag, which had another bag inside of it, also leather, belonging to an ex girlfriend. I discarded an empty box for an old scanner. There was also a bowling ball holder sorta looking bag. It actually had an old broken Seiko watch in it, which I left to give people hope. I also tossed an old dead comforter. The sort of thing so old it is now pretty much a sheet.

Three Allapattahns passed by and all three of them stopped to take something. One lady and her little boy on a tricycle took the black bag and upon finding the other hidden bag inside, tossed the surprise in front of the pool hall next door. One man, who seemed on HIS WAY SOMEWHERE, fell in love with the green comforter, stopped, SMILED, picked it up, forgot he had somewhere to go, and went right back home. To snuggle, presumably. Last but not least, the old black Cuban in the cowboy hat eyed the pile suspiciously and continued on, only to return twenty minutes later and ask if it was ok to take what was left. His contest prizes? The giant Spain bag, the empty scanner box, and the bowling ball bag wannabe.

My dad said, “Times are tough. People need things.”

I said, “You were flying to America from Spain. You needed a place to put your things in. These people are picking my stuff out of the trash. They need a place to put their OTHER trash in.”

Allapattah livin’, day by day, baby.

And now, sketch a day catch up from July 9th through today, July 14th.

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I got it. I finally got it!

Friday, July 11th, 2008

The line ended and there was an effeminate, Spanish speaking Napoleon Dynamite who directed me to a table, where I leaned and looked back at the path that had brought me to the edge of the lava in Mount Mordor the inside of the Apple store where people were smiling with victory. The iTunes store was fine and dandy and I was able to leave with a fully functioning phone.

Due to the length of time I’d been in that godforsaken line, parking was 15 dollars. Yeah. Tack that on to the cost of my work hours spent AWAY from work and well… yeah… Victory? Really?

I’m at home now, dehydrated, sweaty, sneezing in the air conditioning. I don’t know if I’m passed out while I write this.  Below is a picture of the iPhone taken with my crappy webcam. The other shot is just of the right side of my desk area. I thought it looked cool, so you’re screwed and you gotta look at it.

iPhone- yes that\'s a lightsaber app

the Batmaaaaan

At last

Friday, July 11th, 2008


At last, originally uploaded by wickedneuron.

I finally made it into the store. And into line # 2. It is cooler here, certainly. But I still have no phone. And the chicks aren’t as hot. When did the Apple geek girls get so pudgy? Don’t get me wrong. I love me some pudge, but things aren’t making any sense anymore. The line is all and everything. I can no longer tell friends from enemies. Chaos has erupted. Genius bar? DOOM BAR!

Another line

Friday, July 11th, 2008


Another line, originally uploaded by wickedneuron.

This is the new, trendier line at the apple store in South Beach. Stephanie B, this gallon of sweat is just for you and validates your point about crazy people and the iPhone. I must say that the quality of ladies in this line is much higher. However, most of these girls seem to be foreign, thereby lacking one of the iPhone requirements: last 4 digits of your Social Security number. They look quite cute as they stomp away whining in… I think it was Ukranian.
In line ahead of me are people with no real plan. One girl is begging her dad to come down and give her money. Another says, “You want me to get HOW many?” Except for the apple store males handing out Smartwater, the dudes in line are silent and stoic. Absorbing the heat like black shirts. Except for my ass, clicketty clacketting away on the soon to be replaced Blackberry.

If you can spare one, oh people of the internet, blow me a kiss (even the guys) and perhaps your combined puckered pushes will bring me the sweet wind I need.

The Back of the Line

Friday, July 11th, 2008


The Back of the Line, originally uploaded by wickedneuron.

Here’s the back of the line for iPhone 3G. And it’s hot at 8 am in July in Miami. Ugh… And I’ve had no breakfast.

Sketch a day super catchup

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Ok. Been super busy. I think all of my posts start like that, don’t they? As if I am jetting from one location to the next to accomplish tasks and finalize decisions. These are lies. The fact of the matter is I do these drawings and then I just let them accumulate and I post them all in a bunch. I may have stated this before. Either way, like 1 person reads this so if you don’t like it, too bad. No big loss. KIDDING! PLEASE DON’T LEAVE!!!

So here are the sketches. Most of them are Cocuyo related. : (more…)