Eating dinner on the deck, trying to do some work. Now it’s dark and it smells like maybe rain, but it seems far off. I think the parrot from the rear neighbor’s tree is around. Or maybe I’m just hearing things.
Monthly Archives: August 2009
I give you… the super penguin
We made sliced bread. We invented the internal combustion engine. We put a man on the moon. And now… the planet earth brings you… FLYING PENGUINS!
Between the Boards
I crawled under the deck today belly up unblue wood underneath looking for the fount of wasps and I discovered a party in a corner buzzing too big for the holes in their nest. Belly against wood dirt in my hair and crack something with wings setting on my left shin the women hiding inside …
I like Star Wars, but I like girls in bikinis more, so…
I like this a lot. The one girl is having a lot of fun with it. Not the white girl and not the asian girl. The OTHER girl. I think she wins.
And I thought I had misunderstandings with my girlfriend…
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Dear God, whichever one of you is listening…
I need to know. It’s very important. I know you’re big on the whole moves in mysterious ways thing, but we are talking about life and death. Did Satan invent weeds and you invented the shake inducing bio mechanical symbiont known as the weed eater? Or did you make them together and have a chuckle …
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Plaxico Burress indicted on weapons charge
Plaxico Burress, former New York Giants receiver, indicted on weapons charge but Antonio Pierce not indicted – ESPN. So, sure, I don’t want people running around with guns that aren’t registered, or with guns at all, you know? So *I* don’t get shot. However, this dumb fucker shot HIMSELF in the thigh and lost his …
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10 Best Cover Songs
10 Best Cover Songs – AOL Radio Blog. Just a quick lil article. You can click on the songs to listen to them. I enjoyed Seether’s version of Careless Whispers. And while I love Metallica’s version of Turn the Page, I still prefer Seger’s. It’s just the version I’d rather listen to after a hurricane, …