The assignment was: How do you smell? I will shower with Dove. I will meld the remaining sliver from the last bar on the top of the new one. Some Arctic Breeze deodorant the lady picked out for me. It’s got an orange top and it’s not the gel stuff I like. It’s that hard […]
Hippy van I see this guy on the way to work every day. Someday, somebody’s gonna toss a cigarette at this thing. http://ping.fm/XKIiO
I just pulled up there and people are tailgating and the smoothie shop is open and I remember when getting videogames late at night was a nerdy kind of thing. But now everyone’s doing it. I like to be weird. None of these people were weird enough for me. I don’t mind being in a […]
I crawled under the deck today belly up unblue wood underneath looking for the fount of wasps and I discovered a party in a corner buzzing too big for the holes in their nest. Belly against wood dirt in my hair and crack something with wings setting on my left shin the women hiding inside […]
I like this a lot. The one girl is having a lot of fun with it. Not the white girl and not the asian girl. The OTHER girl. I think she wins.
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I need to know. It’s very important. I know you’re big on the whole moves in mysterious ways thing, but we are talking about life and death. Did Satan invent weeds and you invented the shake inducing bio mechanical symbiont known as the weed eater? Or did you make them together and have a chuckle […]
Plaxico Burress, former New York Giants receiver, indicted on weapons charge but Antonio Pierce not indicted – ESPN. So, sure, I don’t want people running around with guns that aren’t registered, or with guns at all, you know? So *I* don’t get shot. However, this dumb fucker shot HIMSELF in the thigh and lost his […]
10 Best Cover Songs – AOL Radio Blog. Just a quick lil article. You can click on the songs to listen to them. I enjoyed Seether’s version of Careless Whispers. And while I love Metallica’s version of Turn the Page, I still prefer Seger’s. It’s just the version I’d rather listen to after a hurricane, […]
A couple weeks ago, my boys pointed out that I wore my belt “incorrectly.” Look how ours are buckled. Fag! It was easy to defend myself as one of them is bald, another is growing a beard in Miami during summer because a woman told him to, and I don’t know, I think Manny was […]