03/26/21

There's always
that one person
in the drive thru
on fucking social media
or with the seatbelt buckle
up their ass
who leaves a giant gap
between their car 
and the one in front
pushing half of the last car
in the line
into one of the busiest street
in the city.
We should send these people to the island.
I see he has Virginia plates
and the softy in me
thinks
maybe in Virginia
the McDonald's parking lots
are massive winding roads 
unto their own
where they give COVID vaccines
while you wait for your McMuffin.
Fucking Virginia...