I had something good to write about maybe it was about my dad in the hospital but then I went to a restaurant because the kitchen is dismantled BECAUSE CONSTRUCTION and it’s supposed to be a steak place but there was no salt or flavor on the meat so here we are.
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05-04-22
The construction peopleare hereand the owner doesn’t like me much anymorebecause I got madthat he’s not doing his job. Welp. Hurry upfinish this shitand get the fuck on backto ruining more people’s liveswith the bettermentof their homes.
05-03-21
My fatherlooks so smallunder the coversin that hospital bed. You know the onesvery wide with the adjustable plastic barriers on the side. He shiversand says nowhen I ask if he wantsanother cover.
05-02-21
Sometimes I wonder why Amazon doesn’t have a search result for Tape Measure That Can’t Be Misplaced – For Stupid People.
04-25-21
Dear Muscle Relaxer, I know you can’t read this but my lower back says thanks, baby and it would eat you out so good, Muscle Relaxer, you would be like damn I didn’t know a lower back rolled like that.
04-23-21
Construction. Lot of stuff at work. My dad. Son and Woman. I usually write at night. But this week by the time I hit the bed I just want to watch a YouTube vid or read a comic and let the darkness skullfuck my eyelids down down down. They replaced the AC today. There’s dust …
04-20-21
My friend asked what is my Knight’s Code and it doesn’t make a little sense to me because a knight seems a militaristic sort of fellow yet we hold knights in this regard kind of like Jedi but they got trickconscripted into a galactic war. But I believe in Don’t skip in lines. When out …
04-16-21
When I was in college my dad would never come home after 9pm or so. One Saturday night it’s 9:30 and he’s nowhere and this is before cell phones so I call the golf course where he works and there’s nothing. Eventually one of his friends rings me up to tell me my dad has …
04-15-21
Do you remember The Abbey? Is that? I’m pretty sure it was one of those places where I tried to kiss you. I heard the benches are gone and there’s pool tables now and the clacking of the balls sing the song of selling out. I remember the way the light would come in super …
04-14-21
Sometimes the best thing for relationships are noise canceling headphones.