My dad didn’t pick up when I called his cell at the hospital this morning. I eventually talked to a nurse who said he couldn’t remember the pin to unlock the phone. My dad does not have memory issues and while sometimes selective he remembers with steel. I told the nurse this wasn’t normal for …
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05-16-21
One Saturday you walk into your dad’s hospital room and as you touch the skin of his liver spotted forehead and wonder if it’s been like that or if they’re not cleaning him you realize you hadn’t visited for a couple days not because you didn’t want to argue with or upset him but because …
05-05-21
I had something good to write about maybe it was about my dad in the hospital but then I went to a restaurant because the kitchen is dismantled BECAUSE CONSTRUCTION and it’s supposed to be a steak place but there was no salt or flavor on the meat so here we are.
05-04-22
The construction peopleare hereand the owner doesn’t like me much anymorebecause I got madthat he’s not doing his job. Welp. Hurry upfinish this shitand get the fuck on backto ruining more people’s liveswith the bettermentof their homes.
05-03-21
My fatherlooks so smallunder the coversin that hospital bed. You know the onesvery wide with the adjustable plastic barriers on the side. He shiversand says nowhen I ask if he wantsanother cover.
05-02-21
Sometimes I wonder why Amazon doesn’t have a search result for Tape Measure That Can’t Be Misplaced – For Stupid People.
04-25-21
Dear Muscle Relaxer, I know you can’t read this but my lower back says thanks, baby and it would eat you out so good, Muscle Relaxer, you would be like damn I didn’t know a lower back rolled like that.
04-23-21
Construction. Lot of stuff at work. My dad. Son and Woman. I usually write at night. But this week by the time I hit the bed I just want to watch a YouTube vid or read a comic and let the darkness skullfuck my eyelids down down down. They replaced the AC today. There’s dust …
04-20-21
My friend asked what is my Knight’s Code and it doesn’t make a little sense to me because a knight seems a militaristic sort of fellow yet we hold knights in this regard kind of like Jedi but they got trickconscripted into a galactic war. But I believe in Don’t skip in lines. When out …
04-16-21
When I was in college my dad would never come home after 9pm or so. One Saturday night it’s 9:30 and he’s nowhere and this is before cell phones so I call the golf course where he works and there’s nothing. Eventually one of his friends rings me up to tell me my dad has …