I have an appointment
tomorrow
at the ophthalmologist
and they called
just to tell me
yes they'd be dilating my pupils.
Am I a problem patient
that they had to call
to tell me this?
I don't recall
screaming in the lobby
that I was no longer able
to see clearly
to text, read, tweet, etc.
Maybe
they're just nice
I think
as I pay my $60
online ahead of time.