The assignment was: How do you smell? I will shower with Dove. I will meld the remaining sliver from the last bar on the top of the new one. Some Arctic Breeze deodorant the lady picked out for me. It’s got an orange top and it’s not the gel stuff I like. It’s that hard …
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Status update on June 28, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Hippy van I see this guy on the way to work every day. Someday, somebody’s gonna toss a cigarette at this thing. http://ping.fm/XKIiO
Art Challenge – Due 6-21
Draw a (postapocalyptic, future, steampunk, fantasy or whatever) city scene where one figure is walking. No perspective requirements. Just stuff in the background. You know who you are.
Saturday Drawing Challenge
Note to self: Drawing challenge, due by Saturday. On one GIANT canvas, do three, 30 second gesture drawings And on another GIANT canvas, do three one minute drawings Use this site for random poses and set time accordingly: http://www.posemaniacs.com/?pagename=thirtysecond
Star Wars Incest
Just stick with it for a little bit.
Galactic Empire State of Mind
If the culmination of all things Star Wars is this video, then all is well. It hits all the right notes and the choruses incorporate the names of all the real movies. “…daddy powers activate” is just badass.
American: Bill Hicks
I want to see this. Bill Hicks is great. I love this line: “Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we …
St. Darth Patty’s Day
Big thanks to Luke for purchasing and to Wanda for making. May the Guinness be with you.
Scavenger Hunt
I came home after the lady tonight and as I opened the mailbox and thought to myself, “Sonuvabitch, this woman never gets the mail when she gets here first.” I found a sheet with 2 clues. Boy am I an asshole, I thought after all was said and done.
Rules on Writing Fiction
Here’s some cool rules on writing fiction. I don’t believe in any hard rules. If it works with enough people that you’re getting paid for it, keep doing what you’re doing. I’m talking about, Twilight lady. (shivers…) http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/20/ten-rules-for-writing-fiction-part-one and http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/20/10-rules-for-writing-fiction-part-two