I crawled under the deck today belly up unblue wood underneath looking for the fount of wasps and I discovered a party in a corner buzzing too big for the holes in their nest. Belly against wood dirt in my hair and crack something with wings setting on my left shin the women hiding inside […]
I like this a lot. The one girl is having a lot of fun with it. Not the white girl and not the asian girl. The OTHER girl. I think she wins.
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I need to know. It’s very important. I know you’re big on the whole moves in mysterious ways thing, but we are talking about life and death. Did Satan invent weeds and you invented the shake inducing bio mechanical symbiont known as the weed eater? Or did you make them together and have a chuckle […]
Plaxico Burress, former New York Giants receiver, indicted on weapons charge but Antonio Pierce not indicted – ESPN. So, sure, I don’t want people running around with guns that aren’t registered, or with guns at all, you know? So *I* don’t get shot. However, this dumb fucker shot HIMSELF in the thigh and lost his […]
10 Best Cover Songs – AOL Radio Blog. Just a quick lil article. You can click on the songs to listen to them. I enjoyed Seether’s version of Careless Whispers. And while I love Metallica’s version of Turn the Page, I still prefer Seger’s. It’s just the version I’d rather listen to after a hurricane, […]
I don’t have any (maybe Luke) friends that do all of the following: enjoy the NBA, loved Almost Famous, and can appreciate good writing. This article is all of these things. Oh, imaginary friend, where are you? Do you want to straight cuddle? Bill Simmons recaps the NBA offseason so far, using quotes from his […]
A couple weeks ago, my boys pointed out that I wore my belt “incorrectly.” Look how ours are buckled. Fag! It was easy to defend myself as one of them is bald, another is growing a beard in Miami during summer because a woman told him to, and I don’t know, I think Manny was […]
I can imagine a movie about these 3 wackily described thieves. Trio sought in at least 15 business burglaries in Miami-Dade – Breaking News – MiamiHerald.com.
You die in your sleep. Mid dream. Write a poem or short story where your entrance to the afterlife is dreamlike. Do not use the words dream, dead, cloud, or cold. You MUST use nuts, cargo, lightness, and pill. Call on the Black Lagoon, if you must. Due June 26th. Fool… nuts… Listening to: Famous […]