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I came home after the lady tonight and as I opened the mailbox and thought to myself, “Sonuvabitch, this woman never gets the mail when she gets here first.” I found a sheet with 2 clues. Boy am I an asshole, I thought after all was said and done.

Here’s some cool rules on writing fiction. I don’t believe in any hard rules. If it works with enough people that you’re getting paid for it, keep doing what you’re doing. I’m talking about, Twilight lady. (shivers…) http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/20/ten-rules-for-writing-fiction-part-one and http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/feb/20/10-rules-for-writing-fiction-part-two

Self Portrait Assignment from frank ruiz on Vimeo. This was a challenge issued to me by my cohort/padawan to do a self portrait, using no photo, and to record the work as it went.

The assignment was to imagine the final moments on your deathbed: I know you people. Your names are like good songs on the tongue. The doctor said… Well… I told the doctor to fuck himself. I been telling people that forever. People not in the room. Some in the dirt. Some sailing. Some looking into …

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I have an emo cousin who makes these beautiful photographs. You can see her latest one here. I was so inspired that I made my own. Rosa’s photo was so sad that it brought out my inner darkness and emotalia. I had to respond to my people. I am sad because my Dolphins lost again. …

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Lady at the elevator this morning, you have to push the button for the elevator to come. Just like when you’re at home with your vibrator, you PUSH the button. Even new cars have buttons in them. It’s a button world, lady. PUSH, don’t stare. To the rude lady who skipped 3 of us in …

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Florida Exodus: Rising Taxes Drive Out Residents – Yahoo! News.

I might actually spend money on an iphone app.

Eating dinner on the deck, trying to do some work. Now it’s dark and it smells like maybe rain, but it seems far off. I think the parrot from the rear neighbor’s tree is around. Or maybe I’m just hearing things.

We made sliced bread. We invented the internal combustion engine. We put a man on the moon. And now… the planet earth brings you… FLYING PENGUINS!