My aunt at the Best Buy calling asking me what she should buy not knowing what’s even wrong. It’s like she knew I had the day off and might actually pull off a nap in the middle of the day. Can you imagine? Sleeping soundly in the middle of the day while the construction people …
Author Archives: frank
03/30/21
I am a cautious person even in videogames. god forbid I alert this troll to my presence causing him to smash me against the rocks so I respawn a five minute walk away. I might have to put on some music and the autorun and find my corpse to retrieve all my stuff. I mean, …
03/29/21
Imagine my surprise when I realized I was shaking my head at the 800 burnout circles in the intersection. Is this me getting old?
03/28/21
Sitting out front to the side of the garage door with no shirt on in the dirty yellow light of the little lamp by the front door I wonder why I thought it was such a great idea to whistle back and forth out of breath with an eager mockingbird I saw eating red berries …
03/27/21
Another one of those Saturdays where I do just enough to trick other grownups into thinking I’m not still about 19 in the head. I did a couple dishes took out the trash gave my kid some medicine thanked him for not having a meltdown scratch that, CONGRATULATED him for the feat. Played video games …
03/26/21
There’s always that one person in the drive thru on fucking social media or with the seatbelt buckle up their ass who leaves a giant gap between their car and the one in front pushing half of the last car in the line into one of the busiest street in the city. We should send …
03/25/21
This time of year gets me down as I mourn the inevitable death of cool days.
3/24/21
All caught up slipping in a couple days late and it bothers me I feel like a lie and also a fool for stressing this so much for pushing three lines way out when I need to care more about me and be like fuck it. But also tomorrow comes and it could be death …
3/23/21
Hatching How could we know what 365 days 8760 hours 525600 minutes would bring? Your mom passing I miss her “yeah”s and her “hrmmm”s the way she rolled her eyes left arm across her chest right arm up, hand like a gun at the side of her face maybe Jack got that from her. Fucking …
3/22/21
One of the worst things about this pandemic is not being able to let your kid skip school and take them somewhere cool. I remember once doing this to take my son to Toys R Us but that’s not around anymore and Target isn’t a replacement not really. So it’s like where does he get …