I really screwed the pooch on these sentences. Man, I hate when old Cuban guys tell me about how awesome it was to bang sheep when they were young, and here I am talking about fucking dogs. But, I really thought I would make the midnight express. But here I am on my third sentence […]
A sentence a week. Now I’m only 3 weeks behind. And it doesn’t look like I’ll beat the midnight click of the clock. But that’s ok. Sometimes, it’s ok to write past midnight. I BELIEVE that thoughts can get away at night. I believe in the magic of the dark. Here’s the next sentence. And […]
I have to write about the following sentence for four minutes. I get one of these a week. I am four weeks behind at this point. This should take me twenty minutes to do. I should be able to beat Midnight if I am swift enough. “There wasn’t one to give.” A fuck. A duck. […]
My friend gets a writing assignment once a week at school for the next four months. His teacher gives him a sentence and he has to write for the next four minutes with that sentence in his head. I’ve decided I will go along so as to keep my mind from atrophying as quickly as […]
I tried to find a song today didn’t know the name or artist of it just needed to hit the spot bring me down to the llano something in it about a hundred phones ringing. One of them was calling for you. Clicked through the emo junk painted blue fingernail crap crude mascara painted tears […]
Almost done with the deck now. The worst of the cracked and rotted boards have been replaced. They sit on the temporarily relocated deck table in the northeast corner of the yard casting long shadows in the late afternoon sun. Some of boards’ ends arch up at the sky like old fashioned cartoon skis. Got […]
Draw a (postapocalyptic, future, steampunk, fantasy or whatever) city scene where one figure is walking. No perspective requirements. Just stuff in the background. You know who you are.
Just stick with it for a little bit.
If the culmination of all things Star Wars is this video, then all is well. It hits all the right notes and the choruses incorporate the names of all the real movies. “…daddy powers activate” is just badass.
I want to see this. Bill Hicks is great. I love this line: “Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we […]